#19 : ...because terrorism is not possible in Latvia. The Security Police cheks even all the angry old ladies night and day. There is no time for anything else.
(the author of this post does not agree with the old lady, because everything is ok in Latvia. Everything that happens is for a good cause.)
#18 : ...because our ministers have more holidays than a student or kindergarten schoolboy.
#16 : ...because you can talk your way out of trouble with the traffic police.
#15 : ...because all nominations, awards and prizes can be bought. Even the Darvin' s Award.
#14 : ...because our poilicemen are not affraid of little handicapped girls which they dispose of by an effective kick in the teeth.
#13 : ...because we produce sugar, then we destroy it all and purchase from aboard.
#12 : ...because prison is a place where inoccent people are protected from criminals.
#11 : ...because according to the news in internet portals nothing happens on Saturdays and Sundays in Latvia.
#10 : ...because good doctors are either arested or elected as presidents