#2507 : ...because we have just 3 and half bears. one is half ours and half estonian.
#2102 : ...because when the conductress on a bus shouts at you, and you tell her, "I don't understand Latvian," she shouts even more in her language as if it will make me understand her.
#1729 : ...because even in Glasgow Prestwick airport ir advertisment "Come to Riga, the Capital of European nightlife!"
#1564 : ...because if somebody wishes you a good day, you start feel suspicious and think, what's behind that.
#1563 : ...because the bribe to the cop for speeding has gone up since Latvia joined EU.
#979 : ...because Brussels has only one Urinating boy. But we have planty of them in Riga, and, in fact, they all speak english.
#926 : ...because the fuel prices go up immediately on the next day after each price increase in NY stock exchange, even though the fuel stock had been purchased some time before
#882 : ...because politicians have more free days than unemployed people.
#681 : ...because we sent to the Eurovision contest to represent us a group with a French name and an Italian singer.
#680 : ...because in Riga's old town you find more strip-tease bars than public toilets.