#153 : ...because we are the only ones who know what to do with last years grass.
#395 : ...because tourists who come to Latvia think that Maxima XXX is porno supermarket.
#313 : ...because in Latvia there is no place where you have to spend 3 hours on the road if you wanna go there, except from one end of capital city Riga to another.
#426 : ...because a handicapped person has to go through a commision every year where doctors make a conclusion that the leg is still not regenerated and the person is still handicapped.
#31 : ...because , while America has Superman, Batman and Tooth Fairy, we have Cuukmens, prime minister Kalvitis and Kirils.
Kirils - The god himself.
#26 : ...because you can easily observe inflation growth. The bigger the inflation, the bigger prime minister.
#357 : ...because in Latvia the ones who are helping people are not the police or the emergency services, but "Bez Tabu", "Degpunktā", "Tautas balss", and other television broadcasts.
#174 : ...because a real Latvian eats apples from Poland, drinks milk from Estonia, purchases in Lithuanian supermarkets and is proud for his true Latvian traditions.
#13 : ...because we produce sugar, then we destroy it all and purchase from aboard.