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#153 : ...because we are the only ones who know what to do with last years grass.
#395 : ...because tourists who come to Latvia think that Maxima XXX is porno supermarket.
#313 : ...because in Latvia there is no place where you have to spend 3 hours on the road if you wanna go there, except from one end of capital city Riga to another.
#60 : ...because life is hard but at least the wages are funny.
#426 : ...because a handicapped person has to go through a commision every year where doctors make a conclusion that the leg is still not regenerated and the person is still handicapped.
#31 : ...because , while America has Superman, Batman and Tooth Fairy, we have Cuukmens, prime minister Kalvitis and Kirils.
Kirils - The god himself.
#26 : ...because you can easily observe inflation growth. The bigger the inflation, the bigger prime minister.
#357 : ...because in Latvia the ones who are helping people are not the police or the emergency services, but "Bez Tabu", "Degpunktā", "Tautas balss", and other television broadcasts.
#13 : ...because we produce sugar, then we destroy it all and purchase from aboard.
#174 : ...because a real Latvian eats apples from Poland, drinks milk from Estonia, purchases in Lithuanian supermarkets and is proud for his true Latvian traditions.
#385 : ...because sport suit with 3 vertical lines on legs of throusers is not a simple "clothe", but the national costume for Latvian minorities.
#108 : ...because BMW is not an auto here. It is a diagnosis.
#317 : ...because parents before having a baby have to wait in line to book their kid in the kindergarten.
#142 : ...because Latvia has a president, who does not act dumb. He really is.
#91 : ...because our country is so powerful, that Russia considers us the enemy number 1!
#315 : ...because "big opportunity of growth" associates with "Chilli Pizza", "Maxima" and "McDonalds".
#192 : ...because You either earn good money, or work legally.
#6 : ...because we think about homeless people. For them we made the worlds most expensive bridge which will have room for 1150 cardboard boxes.
Comparing:
Bridge in China, 36 km, 50 meters above river - 700 million.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runyang_Bridge
Bridge in France, one of the highest bridges in world.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millau_Viaduct
A little thanks Petrovich for information.
#264 : ...because in each election we vote for somebody else but always the same polititians get elected.
#432 : ...because we have a teenager magazine "Puff" which helps 12-year-olds in their sexual life.